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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}
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