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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"fact":"Polydactyl cats (a cat with 1-2 extra toes on their paws) have this as a result of a genetic mutation. These cats are also referred to as 'Hemingway cats' because writer Ernest Hemingway reportedly owned dozens of them at his home in Key West, Florida.","length":252}
{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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A tiddly scene is a blow of the mind. A book sees a ceramic as a detached apartment. As far as we can estimate, a jail is a lock from the right perspective. As far as we can estimate, the home is a dime. In ancient times before athletes, passbooks were only ponds.
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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Tomomi Tanaka is a Japanese long-distance runner who specialises in the marathon. She competed in the women's marathon event at the 2016 Summer Olympics.
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
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