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Bøverbru is a village in Vestre Toten Municipality in Innlandet county, Norway. The village is located about 3.5 kilometres (2.2 mi) to the southeast of the village of Reinsvoll and about 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) to the northwest of the village of Kolbu in neighboring Østre Toten Municipality. The village of Eina lies about 6 kilometres (3.7 mi) to the southwest of Bøverbru.
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The Sealyham Terrier is a rare Welsh breed of small to medium-sized terrier that originated in Wales as a working dog. It is principally a white-bodied, rough-coated breed, developed in the mid-to-late-19th century by Captain John Edwardes at Sealyham House, Pembrokeshire.
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