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The Western Baltic culture was the westernmost branch of the Balts, representing a distinct archaeological culture of the Bronze Age and Iron Age, along the southern coast of the Baltic Sea. It is a zone of several small archaeological cultures that were ethnically Baltic and had similar cultural features. They included tribes such as the Old Prussians, Galindians, Yotvingians and Skalvians, in addition to the little-known Pomeranian Balts or Western Balts proper, in the area now known as Pomerania.
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Neil Ternovatsky is a former Canadian football linebacker. He was signed by the Edmonton Eskimos as an undrafted free agent in 2006. He played CIS football for the Alberta Golden Bears. Ternovatsky was also a member of the Calgary Stampeders and Winnipeg Blue Bombers. He is the only Tupper Cup alumnus to ever make it to the CFL.
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