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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program","punchline":"the rest of them will write Perl","id":25}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?","punchline":"Before was was was was was is.","id":36}
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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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