{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
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Plays Duke Ellington is an album by the jazz group the World Saxophone Quartet, released in 1986.
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Gallien-Krueger, also referred to as 'GK', is a manufacturer of bass amplifiers and speaker cabinets. The company is based in Stockton, California, and was founded in 1968.
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Joseph Beuys Sculpture Park is a park located on the campus of the University of Maryland Baltimore County (UMBC) in Baltimore County, Maryland, inspired by Joseph Beuys' extensive 7000 Oaks tree planting project. The original project transformed the sidewalks and landscape of Kassel, Germany, with the planting of 7,000 oak trees between 1982