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{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}

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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}

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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}